ss_blog_claim=a3650b8eebfe3434539d25e084e19bcf ss_blog_claim=a3650b8eebfe3434539d25e084e19bcf Blood Rayne: Quotes


* Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

* To err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

* The road to success.... is always under construction.

* Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

* In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

* Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

* Everyone has a scheme of getting rich... which never works.

* If at first you don't succeed.. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

* You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

* Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

•* 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.

* If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late... the bus is still late.

* If you come early, no one bothers about you. If you come late.. You find your boss has been looking out for you.

* Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

* When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

* If you have paper, you don't have a pen... If you have a pen, you don't have paper.. if you have both, no one calls.

* If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

* You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

* All Govt buses are crowded. Corollary--- -- buses in opposite direction always go empty.

* The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

* After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

* If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

* The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.

* Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.. ...


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